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Fenrisulfr. Admin
Posts : 219 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 33 Location : Down in the Rabbit Hole
| Subject: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:09 pm | |
| Post a funny/witty one liner/small story joke(s) here. No knock knocks or I knock you one.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. | |
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Loner
Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-11-08
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:13 pm | |
| What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? "Can you move? You're in my son." | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:20 pm | |
| An Irishman walking out of a bar sober. | |
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Fenrisulfr. Admin
Posts : 219 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 33 Location : Down in the Rabbit Hole
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it. | |
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Mirage
Posts : 197 Join date : 2009-11-10 Age : 36 Location : Volkfiend HQ
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:20 pm | |
| I like my ladies like I like my fenceboards, flat and ready to be nailed.
( God Schizo would kill me. ) | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:26 pm | |
| You have not enough Pylons. | |
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Fenrisulfr. Admin
Posts : 219 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 33 Location : Down in the Rabbit Hole
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:29 pm | |
| If a tree falls on a mime in the middle of the forest, does he/she make a sound? | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:52 pm | |
| Every time a loner smiles a puppy dies. | |
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Ice Cold Admin
Posts : 385 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 113 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:03 pm | |
| Do homeless people get knock knock jokes? | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:32 pm | |
| When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, but pushes the world down. | |
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Fenrisulfr. Admin
Posts : 219 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 33 Location : Down in the Rabbit Hole
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:57 pm | |
| I'm not racist. Infact, I love black people. I think everyone should have one!
[It's a joke, no offense.] | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:02 pm | |
| When in Rome do as the Romans do. When in Soviet Russia do everything backwards. | |
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Fenrisulfr. Admin
Posts : 219 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 33 Location : Down in the Rabbit Hole
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:03 pm | |
| If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. | |
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Kraes
Posts : 8 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 30 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:36 am | |
| When the Athiest cries out "Holy shit!" he just found religion. | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:18 pm | |
| Science, Religion, and Politics some things that should never be crossed together but do so all the time. Religious Science is just plain Hypocritical.... | |
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Mina Valentín
Posts : 93 Join date : 2009-11-24 Age : 31 Location : illinois
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:19 pm | |
| If I was your pimp, i'd be so rich right now | |
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Ice Cold Admin
Posts : 385 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 113 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| something that nine out of ten people really enjoy.... Gang rape. | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:06 pm | |
| Singing Group: Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum.
Person: What the hell's a tannin' bomb? | |
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doom_muffin
Posts : 36 Join date : 2009-12-01 Location : I'm not telling, stalkers ;)
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:29 pm | |
| 1: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 2: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 3: Chuck Norris once killed a priest over the argument, who had a better beard, Jesus or Norris? 4: A blind man once looked at Chuck Norris and could see. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris immediately roundhouse-kicked him in the face, blinding him. Now everyone knows, "The Chuck giveth, the Chuck taketh away." 5: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. | |
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Mina Valentín
Posts : 93 Join date : 2009-11-24 Age : 31 Location : illinois
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:31 pm | |
| Not having homework over winter break. | |
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Deathbunny28
Posts : 3 Join date : 2009-11-08 Age : 28 Location : Illinois
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:17 pm | |
| good judgment comes from bad experience, bad experience comes from bad judgment | |
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Mina Valentín
Posts : 93 Join date : 2009-11-24 Age : 31 Location : illinois
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:25 pm | |
| Greatest pick up line ever:
"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well I got the STD, all I need is U." | |
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KaiserDieFlamma
Posts : 313 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 29 Location : Yokai Academy
| Subject: Re: Non-stop One Liners Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:25 pm | |
| Being Rick Rolled' sucks. Rick Rolling someone is awesome. | |
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